Saturday, October 25, 2014

Of 支那 and Nippon

I know I won't win any popularity contest with this post, but it's too good.

 So, go ahead and call me a 漢奸, or some other names.

But don't tell me those 蘿蔔頭 are not a superior people than my fellow Hong Kongers, or even my fellow Americans.

 Because, none so blind as those who would not see; and, if you deny the self-evident, you are an idiot.

Read this post, by a thinker in China, believe it or not!
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Monday, October 13, 2014

Reflections on Occupy Central

As a Hong Konger with a western passport, I don’t have a dog in this hunt.

But as a native HKer, it’s my duty to support the HK youngsters’ fight for a better government and a brighter future.

What does Occupy Central want?  Authentic democracy?

Perhaps, but CY is right (a broken clock being right twice a day?).  There is no way 比精 can yield an inch on its original constraints.

The best solution, according to some pundits, is to adjust  the make-up of the Election Committee, which worries me a lot.

Any adjustment to that committee acceptable to 比精 would have to be a sham because in my humble opinion, the CCP has neither the self-confidence to accept, nor the political sophistication to oversee, an authentic democracy.  If Occupy agreed to it, all the hard work of this powerful movement would be in vain.  And we'll have sham reforms, and a phony democracy. And the next CE could claim a mandate and do much more damage to HK than the last three.

What do I want?

From the beginning, I've felt that the purpose of this Occupy movement should be to hold firm the pan-dem coalition of 27 votes.  24 votes are needed to veto the reform package.

比精 has been pushing hard on (read “bribing”) four possible turncoats: Ronny Tong, Frederick Fung, Joseph Lee, and Charles Mok.  The first two are elected by the people and the last two are functionals from Health Services and IT, respectively.  比精 needs all four votes to pass the sham reforms.

Tong and Fung, hopefully, should know that if they betray the people, they’ll be voted out in the next election.  The other two are functionals so who knows how much influence 比精 has on such constituencies.

If Occupy could strike enough fear into the hearts of these four, to deny the gov’t the votes, it will have to withdraw the reforms.  We’re back to the status quo.  原地踏步.

Yes, that’s my wish.

For the only thing worse than an authoritarian government is an authoritarian government which could claim a mandate from the people.


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Thursday, September 4, 2014

七天斷食營 ??

This one sounds a bit too easy....in just 7 days...?

七天斷食營??

Any comments?

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Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Slouching towards ungovernability...

Blessing in Disguise

The one thing the 土共 fears most is 原地踏步.

Guess what we'll get now?  

So who shot himself in the foot?? 


That's good.  I super like this.   

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Saturday, August 30, 2014

Judging a Book by its Cover 2

上星期殺入辛真地鐵,其實唔係第一次,只係第一次一支公去,有空間八吓環境:

 1. 車站買飛指示清楚易明,even for someone like me who doesn’t read commie characters, 車廂都幾乾淨,分分鐘乾淨過香港地鐵, 唔太逼人, 喺羅湖總站上車,大把位坐,during morning rush hours, mind you. 唔使好似喺香港要衝鋒咁爭。

 2. 冇人拖大車水貨亂咁撞,冇鄉下佬冇八婆棟起嗅腳,或灘喺道霸兩個位.... is this really 支那? 

 3. 兩個站後,有條打工仔,西裝蠟蠟,坐喺我隔離,唔小心撞我一下,不停話 bu 考衣司, 我第一件事摸吓荷包,確實冇比佢打咗先,死死氣都要講番聲唔要剪啦!

 4. 幾個站後,發覺邪對面坐個大隻佬,黑黑實實,紮條馬尾,成個臭飛咁樣.... 大鑊,上天保命呀 . .. 再過個站,有條大肚婆上車,條臭飛居然起身讓個位比佢....

 喂,你班大陸仔喺邊道爆出嚟㗎?啲禮儀咁鬼勁嘅??

 As the saying goes, a broken clock is right twice a day

 支那 Is still 支那 

 It still sucks. 

 Big time!


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Monday, June 16, 2014

Common Sense, Common Knowledge

有時食飽飯等 X X 

諗埋啲無謂野... 

Key in "common sense", Google Translate returns 常識, as does SDL Free Translation. 

But I thought 常識 was "common knowledge", no? 

So I keyed in "common knowledge", and guess what? It still returns 常識.  And SDL returns 共同知識. 

NOW WAIT JUST A COTTON-PICKING MINUTE.... 

There is a huge difference between "sense" and "knowledge".... 

Paralink translates "common sense" as 常識; 天生的判斷力. 

So, 常識 and 天生的判斷力 are the same in Chinese, or do they presume that it's the same in English...but then Paralink also returns just 常識 on "common knowledge".... 

I once read a translation of "common sense" as 基本理智. While I'm no Chinese language scholar by any means, that seemed more reasonable. 


So, what gives? 


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Saturday, April 5, 2014

nouveau 學人做師奶

Okay, I have no idea if this stuff works, but I'll bite.

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Monday, March 31, 2014

Hong Kong Motorola 2

Gradual colonization of Hong Kong by locusts


香港回歸近16年,中共用盡方法也未能令港人民心回歸,為求加快「赤化」香港速度,北京近日加開內地人移居香港「後門」,容許在港中資及駐港機構外派人員延長留港時間,准許他們子女來港讀書,變相令數以萬計內地幹部及其家屬日後可循此途徑,合法成為香港永久居民。立法會議員直指中共做法是想改變港人成份,變相「殖民」香港。

據消息人士透露,中聯辦上周五(19日)曾召集在港的中資機構管理層到西環開會,傳達中央最新政策。因應香港的新形勢,當局要求各中資機構管理層各自點算外派人員數目,中央允許和鼓勵他們的孩子來港讀書,並獲取香港永久居民身份。據悉,數十家在港的主要大型中資機構管理層,包括中銀(香港)、招商局集團和華潤集團等都有派高層人員出席。許多人對中央的新政策都很受落。

為日後選舉種票

消息續稱,中央對駐港機關外派人員在港工作一直有嚴格要求,以示落實一國兩制,但今年初卻提出「堅持輪換,保留骨幹,根據需要,可長可短」十六字真言,意味外派人員可長期留港。根據北京在過渡期及回歸初政策,駐港人員留港時間不能超過7年,以免他們申請成為永久居民。
香港形形色色、大大小小、明的暗的中資企業逾4,000家,該等公司的中高管理層幾乎清一色是外派。有中資管理層向本報表示,新政策令他們不需要再為孩子的前途擔憂,也可以一家團聚。昔日很多家庭分隔三地,北京、香港和美國,最後孩子留美六年後,還是選擇在香港工作。由於中資駐港人員眾多,保守估計子女數目或數以萬計。
立法會議員對北京新做法感譁然及憤怒。新同盟范國威直斥北京「好赤裸裸地介入香港內部事務」,利用「殖民」政策「溝淡」真正本地港人,以求「赤化」香港。
「中聯辦咁樣鼓勵中資機構鑽空子,用居留時間令香港人口政策開咗個大窿,大量國內人成為香港永久居民,產生一個客觀效果改變香港人口組成,甚至變相殖民,令港人有好大憂慮」。他更擔心北京目的是為日後選舉種票,為香港人口「大換血」,因在反國教以至拒捐款四川事件,北京感到香港不受控。

港府沒辦法審批

民主黨涂謹申指出,中央為易於控制派到香港中資機構的人員,在回歸前設下限制,不准駐港人員留港逾7年成為港人,一旦取消有關限制,變相為內地人移民來港開「後門」,後果不堪設想。「150個(單程證)係大家清楚,甚至150個呢個數目係唔係應該減少、由香港審批都爭拗緊,但係變咗加多個途徑,香港特區政府完全冇辦法有任何審批」。他亦質疑若此例一開,中資機構的職位變得有價值,內地人爭相透過這途徑成為港人,或引發另一種貪腐問題。

香港部份著名中資機構

四大老牌中資:
港中旅集團、華潤集團、招商局集團、中國光大集團

各地駐港窗口公司:
粵海控股(廣東)、上海實業(上海)、北京控股(北京)、
越秀集團(廣州)

央企駐港窗口公司:
中遠(香港)、中信集團(香港)、中國移動(香港)、中國聯通(香港)

金融保險公司:
中銀(香港)、中國建銀(亞洲)、中國工銀(亞洲)

資料來源:《蘋果》資料室

港中資機構逾4,000家

【本報訊】在港中資機構(包括企業)數目眾多,且日見影響力。中聯辦官方網站的數據顯示,截至2005年底,活躍於香港經濟各領域的中資企業及下屬實體公司總數已達2,500多家。倘若加入近年的數字,以及中聯辦、外交部駐港特派員公署、香港中華文化城等帶有政府職能的部門在內,保守估計超過4,000家。
港中旅集團、華潤集團、招商局集團和中國光大集團被喻為香港四大老牌中資機構,在港發展超過半個世紀。
其中華潤的歷史可以追溯到中共建政前,共產黨希望能夠在港設立一家企業,以充實黨的經濟來源,於1938年在香港成立「聯和行」,總部位於中環畢打街。

華潤之名取自毛澤東

1948年,聯和行更名為華潤公司。華潤之名,取自毛澤東的字「潤之」,寓意「中華潤之」。同時,還有「中華大地,雨露滋潤」之意。中共建政後,華潤成為國家對外貿易的重要窗口公司。
隨內地改革開放和九七回歸,廣東、上海和北京等地,以及中央各部委和金融保險機構都先後進駐香港。
至於近年被指頻頻干預香港事務的中聯辦,前身是新華通訊社香港分社,成立於1947年5月。無論是香港回歸之前,或現在,它都是中華人民共和國政府駐香港的最高代表機構。

內地來港定居途徑多

【本報訊】內地人可透過不同形式來港,包括因工來港、輸入內地人才計劃和非本地畢業生留港/回港就業安排等。外派駐港企業或機構工作人員,一般持因公簽注來港,有關人員需要向港澳辦或省市外事辦公室申領,其簽注大多註明不可以申請香港居留權。
《入境條例》第2條內訂明不得被視為通常居於香港的人士中,第ix類為「以訂明的中央人民政府旅行證件持有人身份留在香港」,就是指持這類因公簽注來港工作人士,即不論其居港年期,均不會成為香港永久居民。但若沒有註明不可申請居留權,則可能不屬「訂明」身份,或可申請居留權。

畢業後即可留港工作

內地在港企業或機構的管理層不少透過「輸入內地人才計劃」來港,去年入境處共發出逾1萬個許可,2011年發出9,260個。本港專上院校近年開辦很多自費課程,吸納大量富有、高學歷的內地人報讀,畢業後遞交在港就業申請便可留港工作。
根據《人事登記條例》,凡年滿11歲或以上的香港居民,包括獲准在港逗留超過180天的人士,均須登記領取身份證。
除《入境條例》訂明人士,包括外傭、領事館人員、駐軍和訂明證件持有人等,任何人通常居港滿7年即可申請永久居留身份,駐港幹部的子女亦可循此途徑成為香港永久居民。

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Hong Kong Motorola

洗碗工萬六柴一個月...Hong Kong Motorola...


http://programme.rthk.org.hk/rthk/tv/programme.php?name=hkcc&d=2014-03-30&p=858&e=&m=episode
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Sunday, March 23, 2014

Sudden Impact, 1983

With a wimp in the White House, now is the time to move on the Senkakus, if the PRC has the balls.

So, go ahead, 屎蒸冰, 你個橙, make my day...!

學野喇,共狗...Good Dog....

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Monday, February 24, 2014

Up with 耕東蝦! Down with 煲冬瓜!!


Okay, we all know that Cantonese is a rich language, with all its rhymes and tones.

But would somebody please tell me the significance of the following ?

「87」「25」「MM」「HK2668」「HK8989」「HK69」「HK332」「HK1188」「HK608」「75」「63」
These are all vanity license plates in Hong Kong much sought after.  But I don’t have a clue why.

Any blogger who can explain in full will be crowned my second favorite blogpal. (Sorry, my favorite blogpal was determined years ago)
original source: http://hk.apple.nextmedia.com/news/art/20140224/18635857

Sunday, February 23, 2014

Judging a Book by Its Cover

After a toastmasters meeting one night, I passed by Pacific Place on my way to the bus stop.  There came a 北姑 with her hands full of shopping bags.  She accosted me and started spewing 煲冬瓜....

豈有此理喺我地頭煲冬瓜,嫌命長乎, 誅你九族吖嗱 

My lightbulb lit up, so I said,"Sorry, can you speak English?"

死北姑, 哩次重大唔倒你...

點知,she flashes me a sweet smile, and said,"Of course, would you direct me to the nearby underground train station, please?'....IN PERFECT OXFORD ENGLISH. 

She even thanked me profusely after I gave her directions, told me I was very kind....

死死氣要講番聲 you're welcome....

There's nothing more humiliating for a die-hard Hong Konger like me to have to utter the word "welcome" to a 北姑.

Agreed?
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Saturday, February 15, 2014

Valentine's Day 2014

The day before V-Day, I had no idea where to take LC for dinner.  So I wrote a post on Facebook asking for recommendations.  There were some suggestions, but two people said the best dinner is home-made. 

My favorite blogpal said most good places will be packed, with reservations made weeks ago.

係噃,今年V-Day 係星期五,兼年初十五,邊道有得食吖

下午仆倒走去街市買啲 LC 鍾意嘅餸...

                                                                  龍蝦一隻, $168

                                                                  大蝦四隻, $110

                                                                     班仔一條, $120

蘆筍半磅, $30
 
鹽焗雞半隻, $45
 
 
結數:五百柴都唔使...

鹽焗雞熟買,其他我煮, 我慢手慢腳都搞成個鐘頭...

但係,喺屋企食舒服好多,冇人眼光光催你

Oh, by the way, the cost is all-time-low for a V-Day dinner.  Many of the nicer places are charging about $1,000 per person tonight, for a very 普通 dinner.  係咪"文本"呢