As passengers
slowly board the plane, one 北姑 sits
down in the first class compartment. The
stewardess checks her ticket and sees that it’s an economy ticket. She tries, in perfect 煲冬瓜, to explain to her that she needs to go to
her assigned seat. The bitty doesn’t
seem to understand.
She kept saying “I’m from 支那. I’m rich. And I’m comfortable in this seat.” The senior stewardess tried. The supervisory stewardess tried, to no avail.
She kept saying “I’m from 支那. I’m rich. And I’m comfortable in this seat.” The senior stewardess tried. The supervisory stewardess tried, to no avail.
Finally the captain
came over, and chatted for a few seconds with the 北姑, and she jumped up and ran to her assigned
seat in the economy compartment.
The supervisory
stewardess went to the captain afterwards and said the crew was dying of
curiosity what he said to her.
The captain said he
asked her where she’s going.
She said 比精. And the captain said,”First class only goes
to Tokyo”.
TEACHER唔好鬧我蠢，我唔明呀。
ReplyDeleteI have taken out a couple of extra words in the last line.
DeleteAnyway, the captain said first class was going to a different place than her destination, and the 北姑 believed him.