北姑正傳 II

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are 北姑, and one is a Hong Konger. 

They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. 

No one can decide who should go, so finally the Hong Konger, in perfect 煲冬瓜, delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off."  All the 北姑 were moved by the HKer's speech, start clapping.

Problem solved.

      

北姑正傳

As passengers slowly board the plane, one 北姑 sits down in the first class compartment.  The stewardess checks her ticket and sees that it’s an economy ticket.  She tries, in perfect 煲冬瓜, to explain to her that she needs to go to her assigned seat.  The bitty doesn’t seem to understand.  

She kept saying “I’m from 支那.  I’m rich. And I’m comfortable in this seat.”  The senior stewardess tried.  The supervisory stewardess tried, to no avail.  

Finally the captain came over, and chatted for a few seconds with the 北姑, and she jumped up and ran to her assigned seat in the economy compartment.

The supervisory stewardess went to the captain afterwards and said the crew was dying of curiosity what he said to her.

The captain said he asked her where she’s going.  She said 比精.  And the captain said,”First class only goes to Tokyo”.