Thursday, February 5, 2015


As passengers slowly board the plane, one 北姑 sits down in the first class compartment.  The stewardess checks her ticket and sees that it’s an economy ticket.  She tries, in perfect 煲冬瓜, to explain to her that she needs to go to her assigned seat.  The bitty doesn’t seem to understand.  

She kept saying “I’m from 支那.  I’m rich. And I’m comfortable in this seat.”  The senior stewardess tried.  The supervisory stewardess tried, to no avail.  

Finally the captain came over, and chatted for a few seconds with the 北姑, and she jumped up and ran to her assigned seat in the economy compartment.

The supervisory stewardess went to the captain afterwards and said the crew was dying of curiosity what he said to her.

The captain said he asked her where she’s going.  She said 比精.  And the captain said,”First class only goes to Tokyo”.


  1. TEACHER唔好鬧我蠢,我唔明呀。

    1. I have taken out a couple of extra words in the last line.

      Anyway, the captain said first class was going to a different place than her destination, and the 北姑 believed him.